PAM - Joke

Very funny! had to share

PAM is also extensible: should someone invent a device that can read your brain waves and determine ill intent, all we need is a PAM module that can use that device. Change a few files, and login now reads your mind and grants or denies access appropriately. We're a bit away from that feature, but there are a tremendous number of available PAM modules that administrators can use.

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